Valentine's Day Massacre @ CrossFit 696
About This Competition
Join CrossFit 696 for Valentine's Day Massacre on February 4!
A bloody fun competition for teams of two.
Division Lineup:
- 2-person female teams (Scaled, RX, Masters 35+)
- 2-Person male teams (Scaled, RX, Masters 35+)
Division Standards:
RX -
- Cleans up to 225/155
- Dumbbells 50s/35s
- Thrusters 95/65
- Snatches 135/95
- Toes to Bar
- Double-Unders
- Pull-Ups
Scaled -
- Cleans up to 185/115
- Dumbbells 35s/20s
- Thrusters 75/55
- Snatches 115/75
- Knees Above Parallel
- Single-Unders
- Males Complete Pull-Ups, Females Complete Ring Rows
Masters 35+ -
- Cleans up to 185/115
- Dumbbells 35s/20s
- Thrusters 75/55
- Snatches 115/75
- Toes to Bar
- Double-Unders
- Pull-Ups
Source: Conquest Events
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| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Team 🍑 - Masters Edition | 4 |
| 2 | Just4Fun | 9 |
| 3 | Hubb Ladies | 15 |
| 4 | Wall Balls and Wine | 18 |
| 5 | The Golden She-Slippers | 20 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dad Quads | 5 |
| 2 | Grunty Old Men | 7 |
| 3 | Team Broken | 14 |
| 4 | Caveman Keno | 16 |
| 5 | 2 Dudes and a Dumbbell | 17 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lift more then just your kids | 4 |
| 2 | Hearts & Lungs on Fire | 9 |
| 3 | Red & Rocco | 16 |
| 3 | Katie Meehan-Whitney | 16 |
| 5 | Train now tequila later | 17 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Closer to Prescriptions than Prescribed | 9 |
| 2 | Dadbod Geriatrics | 10 |
| 2 | Run it Back | 10 |
| 4 | Way past our prime | 13 |
| 5 | Tradesmen | 20 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Look Ma, No Sleep! | 6 |
| 2 | Woderinos | 7 |
| 3 | We Can Do Hard Things | 18 |
| 4 | Iron WOD Angels | 20 |
| 5 | Run Like The Winded (696) | 23 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Conchy Joes | 4 |
| 2 | Two Guys Two Gyms | 8 |
| 3 | CFM | 12 |
| 4 | Hustle Muscle | 16 |
| 5 | Masters of Disaster | 20 |
Workouts
View the Workout & Movement Standards HERE!
Final score is TIME COMPLETED
If the individual or team gets CAPPED it is CAP + REPS REMAINING
View the Workout & Movement Standards HERE!
Final score is TIME COMPLETED
If the team gets CAPPED it is CAP + REPS REMAINING
View the Workout & Movement Standards HERE!
TWO SCORES will be recorded for this workout
Score 1: Row time // Score 2: REPS COMPLETED during the AMRAP
Row time will not be submitted on the leaderboard but ill be used for tie break, if necessary
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Closes: Jan 29, 2023
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