Fittest Drinkers 2025
About This Competition
Fittest Drinkers brings the best mix of both CrossFit and FUN! It's a party, but yes there is some fitness involved as well! If you can drink beer with a high heartrate, this comp was made for you! THis comp starts more on the Fitness side of things and slowly turns more toward the party/drinking games side of things. Yes there are rules for each event and yes you do need to be able to drink your own (6-8 beers). Some drinking will be mandatory in events and some will be optional. . . but it is called FITTEST DRINKERS. . . so be prepared!
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| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Callin In Thicc | 7 |
| 2 | Hangover Hang Queens | 8 |
| 3 | Snatch Me A Beer | 17 |
| 4 | WOD Did We Drink? | 21 |
| 5 | Beers and Belles | 22 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kinda Fit, Kinda Lit | 15 |
| 2 | Raised on Dirty Balls | 16 |
| 3 | Hot Flashes and Hangovers | 22 |
| 4 | Double Trouble | 23 |
| 5 | Hot Mess Barbies | 27 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | It all started with a beer | 8 |
| 2 | Natti Daddies | 10 |
| 3 | Phila & Tequila | 15 |
| 4 | Double Fisters | 16 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Rax and Sax | 11 |
| 2 | Unprotected Sets | 12 |
| 3 | Overage Drinking | 13 |
| 4 | A Shot and A Tall Boy | 14 |
| 5 | Till Reps Do Us Part | 24 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Clean n Chug | 9 |
| 2 | Too Big To Fail | 14 |
| 3 | Beer hounds | 23 |
| 4 | Pabst our Prime | 25 |
| 5 | Potentia (lly) Hungover | 29 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brew MASTERS | 12 |
| 2 | Jonah and the Ale | 20 |
| 3 | The Colombian drinkers | 24 |
| 4 | Drinking Veterans | 27 |
| 5 | “Hospital Pass” | 28 |
Workouts
For Time (5 Min CAP)
*Relay Style*
- Drink 1 Beer
- 3 Cup Flip Cup
- Surprize Movement(s)
For Time
- Synchro Beer Mile
Partner A Starts with a beer then both partners run together, at 400M mark Partner B will drink a beer, then at 800M mark Partner A will drink a beer, then at 1200M mark Partner B will drink the final beer, and then you will finish running to the 1600M mark for your time to stop.
For Time (20 Min CAP)
- Partner "Karen" --> Partner "Annie" --> Partner "Jakcie"
*3 Optional Beers Each* 1 Beer = - 30sec
RX
- Wall Ball (20/14)
- DU's & Sit Ups
- Empty Barbell (45/35) & Pull Ups
SCALED
- Wall Ball (14/10)
- SU's & Sit Ups
- Empty Barbell (45/35) & Ring Rows
For Time (5 Min CAP)
- Yard Pong (Bucket Size Cups and Wiffle Balls)
*3 Cups Each*
2 Beers Spread Between 3 Cups
Speed Clean & Jerk Ladder (4 Min CAP)
*No Beer*
Both Partners will complete 1 rep at each bar as fast as possible in waterfall style format, moving from bar to bar through the ladder.
RX
(135/95)(165/115)(185/125)(205/140)(225/155)(245/165)
Scaled
(95/65)(115/85)(135/95)(155/105)(175/115)(185/125)
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Event Details
Closes: Jul 19, 2025
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