Fittest Drinkers 2026
About This Competition
Fittest Drinkers brings the best mix of both CrossFit and FUN! It's a party, but yes there is some fitness involved as well! If you can drink beer with a high heartrate, this comp was made for you! This comp starts more on the Fitness side of things and slowly turns more toward the party/drinking games side of things. Yes there are rules for each event and yes you do need to be able to drink your own (6-8 beers). Some drinking will be mandatory in events and some will be optional. . . but it is called FITTEST DRINKERS. . . so be prepared!
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| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Two Girls, One Keg | 9 |
| 2 | Beerleaders | 13 |
| 3 | The Winners | 14 |
| 4 | Snatch Me A Beer | 20 |
| 5 | Lifting bars and snatching claws | 23 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Temu RX, Premium Drinkers | 6 |
| 2 | Clean then jerk me | 12 |
| 3 | Chug Life | 13 |
| 4 | Boozy and the Muscle | 18 |
| 5 | Clawing our way up | 23 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tastes Great, Less Lifting | 21 |
| 2 | Thruster, I hardly Knew Her | 24 |
| 3 | Pabst Our Prime | 28 |
| 4 | Black out or Back out | 29 |
| 5 | Fake Docs | 31 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Super Smashed Brothers | 15 |
| 2 | I Don't Even Know This Guy | 15 |
| 3 | WOD We Drinking | 16 |
| 4 | Cat Dads | 16 |
| 5 | Drinking Veterans | 16 |
Workouts
10 AMRAP
- 70 Cal Ski
- 70 Box Jump Over/Step Over (24/20)
- 70 Pull Ups/Ring Rows
**2 Optional Beers Each = 20 Reps Each**
For Time
- 6 Bucket Knock Off
5 MIN CAP
For Time
- Drink 1 Beer Each
- 400M Run W/ Keg
- 30 Clean & Jerks
- 400M Run W/ Keg
- Drink 1 Beer Each
15 MIN CAP
(135/95)(95/65)
- 1RM Power Snatch
For Time
- Up & Over Bench/Box
- Drink 1 Beer Each
- 3 Full Turns
- Set Down/Pick Up
- 3 Full Turns
- Drink 1 Beer Each
- Up & Over Bench/Box
5 MIN CAP
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Closes: Jul 11, 2026
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