The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
About This Competition
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre is back!!!
This year's Massacre will be held on Sunday, February 11 at Precision , and we are excited to have such a great venue for our competition. There will be plenty of on-site parking and ample space for athletes to set up tents.
Check-in will be from 6:30-7:30am, the athlete briefing will be at 7:30am, and Heat 1 of WOD 1 will begin at 8:00am sharp.
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| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Domestic Dispute | 470 |
| 2 | UNCONDITIONED & UNPREPARED | 431 |
| 3 | Meat Cakes | 423 |
| 4 | I kissed a girl and I liked it | 423 |
| 4 | Globo Goers | 423 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | No Regerts | 480 |
| 2 | SwollMates | 445 |
| 3 | Viva La Burpee! | 438 |
| 4 | BootyGainz | 425 |
| 5 | AMRAP-a-Phobics | 410 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | BootyBuilders | 475 |
| 2 | Chalk Dirty to Me | 451 |
| 3 | Biggie Smalls | 411 |
| 4 | Cereal Killers | 401 |
| 5 | A snatch and a jerk | 394 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | jackedntan | 434 |
| 2 | #DRAGONS | 430 |
| 3 | Masters First | 426 |
| 4 | Masters of Disaster | 420 |
| 5 | Booty and the Beast | 413 |
Workouts
5K Row
*must switch every 500m
5k Row
(Switch every 500m)
2 scores:
1. 2k time
2. Total 5k time
ADV (Int/Mast):
50 synchro C2B (Int/Mast: 50 sychro pull-ups)
50 G2OH (115/75) (Int/Mast: 95/65)
50 synchro T2B
50 S2OH
100 double unders
BEG:
60 push-ups
60 hang snatch (45/35)
60 sit-ups
60 S2OH
150 single unders
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Closes: Feb 8, 2018
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