Valentine's Day Massacre 2023
About This Competition
Join Again Faster Live for Valentine's Day Massacre on February 4 hosted at gyms all across the United States!
A bloody fun competition for teams of two. No date to the evil prom? Compete as an individual!
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| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nick Northrup | 9 |
| 2 | James Roush | 15 |
| 3 | Nick Wood | 16 |
| 4 | Matthew Rutherford | 20 |
| 5 | Marken Orser | 21 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dakota Smith | 9 |
| 2 | Jeremey Wells | 20 |
| 3 | Rob Longshore | 21 |
| 4 | Luke Bryant | 26 |
| 5 | Zack Hargrove | 29 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Charles Presley | 7 |
| 2 | Zach Greaney | 10 |
| 3 | Kyle Forbes | 12 |
| 4 | mike NAVARRO | 21 |
| 5 | Brian Cimmet | 22 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kate Fullenkamp | 5 |
| 2 | Jessica Rich | 13 |
| 3 | Tammy Highley | 15 |
| 4 | Jenny Mitchell | 16 |
| 5 | Meagen Zawistowski | 17 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Katie Levy | 10 |
| 2 | Kim Andrew | 13 |
| 3 | Lydia Smith | 21 |
| 4 | Jill Salyer | 24 |
| 4 | Jessica Gordon | 24 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jazmin Duwenhoegger | 5 |
| 2 | McKenzie Schmidt | 19 |
| 3 | Kathryn Scott | 21 |
| 4 | Victoria Flaherty | 25 |
| 5 | Casey Arnold | 26 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Master Snatchers | 12 |
| 2 | Hill Toppers | 24 |
| 3 | Kill this WOD | 33 |
| 4 | Guns N Roses (North 41) | 34 |
| 4 | Me and My Buddies Wife | 34 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mid-leg Crisis | 7 |
| 2 | Team 🍑 - Masters Edition | 10 |
| 3 | What are we eating after this? | 15 |
| 4 | Master Plan | 18 |
| 5 | Heart Snatchers | 20 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | STFU (Slow, Tired, & Feeling Unpleasant) | 11 |
| 2 | Long Odds & Short Shorts | 20 |
| 2 | Kaiwai | 20 |
| 4 | BCCF - Florida Street Originals | 21 |
| 5 | Dad Quads | 28 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Time Warp | 19 |
| 2 | Quad Stacked | 29 |
| 3 | The Uffdas | 31 |
| 4 | Chalk Dirty to Me (SVG Athletics) | 38 |
| 5 | Jesus Saves Bro | 41 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Miss Fits | 8 |
| 2 | Lift more then just your kids | 10 |
| 3 | Badass Teachers | 22 |
| 4 | Ass & Tatties | 24 |
| 5 | Big Thicc Energy | 33 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Savage Nation | 9 |
| 2 | 2 Jerks that Don’t Clean | 11 |
| 3 | Tell Your Mom We Say Hi | 14 |
| 4 | Team Mexi and Sexy | 20 |
| 5 | BEASTIE BOYS | 26 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Not Fast Just Furious (cygnus) | 14 |
| 2 | Team Kraemer All the Whey | 19 |
| 3 | Pull up, not out | 28 |
| 4 | Not Fast, Just Furious | 40 |
| 5 | Wake N’ Ache | 45 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Queen bees | 20 |
| 2 | Not 2 Fit | 25 |
| 3 | Team West Sac | 32 |
| 4 | Damn-delions | 37 |
| 5 | GG Alpha Ladies | 43 |
| # | Athlete | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Beefy Boys | 8 |
| 2 | J-Boy Don't Play Boy | 13 |
| 3 | LFT CRW SRQ | 18 |
| 4 | Trophy Husbands | 20 |
| 5 | GG Alpha | 25 |
Workouts
View the Workout & Movement Standards HERE!
Final score is TIME COMPLETED
If the individual or team gets CAPPED it is CAP + REPS REMAINING
View the Workout & Movement Standards HERE!
Final score is TIME COMPLETED
If the individual or team gets CAPPED it is CAP + REPS REMAINING
View the Workout & Movement Standards HERE!
Final score is TIME COMPLETED
If the team gets CAPPED it is CAP + REPS REMAINING
View the Workout & Movement Standards HERE!
Final score is TIME COMPLETED
If the team gets CAPPED it is CAP + REPS REMAINING
View the Workout & Movement Standards HERE!
TWO SCORES will be recorded for this workout
Score 1: Row time // Score 2: REPS COMPLETED during the AMRAP
Row time will not be submitted on the leaderboard but ill be used for tie break, if necessary
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